i need a teacher

[briansliceglk]

im looking for a teacher i can call on the telephone to ask stupid questions
i know nothing is free and i get what i pay for so ya i guess i would be willing to pay a small hourly fee
about me ;
is a big book but i garrentee to be interesting
short side is im lagit ! im happily still married to my highschool sweetheart 25years im 42 my 2 daughters are grone and my best friends who still cant out party me or out surf me or out snowboard me and i can still beatem at the range and 4weelin oh ya and neither can there friends lol dam beginners-- i am i must admit the one hurtin the next day the most but it's well worth it
and my needs;
aside from feeling like a retard--im building this site for free lol www.goodlookingkillers.com i donate all my time and pay for everything i sponsor the clan & competitive team's we are old men pro gamer wannabe's lmao it is my main Hobie i have built 5 websites for my real business that to me all suc LOL--all point and click free crap i can never really do anything with lol i finally now know i must learn HTML and real back end web design stuff---i found jumla now im really lost lol- i only learn from doing ! and mistakes ! hard way lol then when im really confused i need someone to call for 10 min i would only call at agreed appropriate time's ie; my office hours are 8 to 6 eastern time(lately i spend to much time on this but thats another story)please call OR email WITH ANY QUETIONS if anyone would be interested please email bw@fulloncorp.com or call me toll free 1-888-4FULLON (438-5566) OR 610-970-4701
Brian Wampole

[briansliceglk]

im sorry i forgot to mention---the guy i paid to get this started said he would build and help me --well in 2 weeks i found out i know more then him already and i will be needing an expert im hyper fast learner so it would be nice to have someone i never know more then but yet who is willing to try to teach me to be better then he ! thats if the world was perfect

[briansliceglk]

ok 74 people looked at my topic but no bitters lol---i have read every thing i was told but i can not find anything to teach me really basic stuf when making a new artical if any one can tell me where to go please---i dont know how any of the lay out button work lol example making boxes or little things like what is insert new layer or what all the little things do when insearting a new picture --constrain propertys and Class,Alignment,inserting colums,horazontal rule---ya should see what i go thorough just to put more then 1 image in lol

[tony]

Hello there,

To start learning Joomla CMS in the whole we recommend you to have a look at official documentation from Joomla! developers at http://docs.joomla.org/. One of the place where you can get a lot of experience of use Joomla CMS is the forum of Joomla.org at http://forum.joomla.org.

If you would like to get to know more about Joomla! CMS in detail the best choice is reading a good book. On www.Amazon.com there is several books (http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=joomla&x=0&y=0) for newbie and experienced developers

Best Regards, Tony
JoomlaShine.com Team.

[HondaTiger]

i'm too busy to offer to help and i'm not that good anyway ;) , but after looking at your site i'd have 2 recommendations right off the bat.

1) Design the site before you build it. Your site graphics are ok but it looks like it was built on the fly as you thought of things to add.

2) Test the site with different browsers and resolutions because I think you have some minor layout issues.

[briansliceglk]

no offense but---useless reply--i was asking for teacher not opinions lol--are you a real teacher in life lol--im just completly agrevated with building new site that until i can speak to a real live speacking person ill be getting no where fast---again im donating my free time so of course for a fee i could just have someone do work for me but-last guy from slingbang boom of course wanted 600 bucks just to instal a modul and now i was just simple trying to download and install the new cb1.2---didnt work out to well eather lol
again this is just a test site and trying to learn stuff on my own is quit time consuming so again im only looking for verbal assistance---the easy way out lol

[MagicOPromotion]

Be prepared to pull it apart or have someone do it for you to check everything. Prepare yourself for the possibilty that stuff may have to be redone. It could end up costing you 3 times what you pay for it. Gimme a call if you need someone to check it out. 604-807-3177